Some things I have been wondering:

1. When a cat has diarrhea, why does s(he) stand in the litter box, but hang his/her butt over the edge and poop on the floor?

2. What makes cat diarrhea so sticky? Why is it nearly impossible to get it off the wood floor?

3. Why aren't I smart enough to put a mat under the kitty litter box?

4. Why must Sara pee on the living room rug when there is a perfectly clean litter box 2 feet away?

5. Why do I have so many pets?

6. Why do I often see shoes by the side of the road, or on the road? How do so many people lose their shoes while they are driving or riding in a car? Why don't they go back to pick them up?

Answers to any or all of these questions are appreciated.